Come on man, get a bit of a hustle on and get that sweet sweet angel to the hospital.
Again.

Or do you want to be making your own tea next week?

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

brains's cooling system wouldn't've failed

#monsterdon #ultraman

China syndrome is especially problematic if you're Japanese.

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

meanwhile, economists from a dozen western states hold an emergency gathering in bretton woods

#monsterdon #ultraman #goldon

feel like the monster should have a health bar at the top of the screen, so we know how far we are...

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

@SocialCommentaryBot @Lazarou lol wankman

nice

#monsterdon #ultraman #monsterdong

Madman screams about wanting to be a billionaire....

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

@Lazarou Model clearly made from a prototype of a battery powered Sony sex-aid.
The Wankman.

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

"Turn off the headlights!"
Stealth mode engaged.

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

"What goes in must come out."

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

All that effort and he tells you to fuck off? Leave him in his hole to die...

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

Saul of the Mole Men time.

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

Appreciate Japanese TV using that staple of British TV exotic locations, the local quarry

#Monsterdon #Ultraman

hit it with your best shot, ide

fire away

#monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Ultraman

Smaug if the Dwarves had better skills at plating than casting pure gold statues.

#Ultraman #Monsterdon

On the plus side, Japan is _100% safe_ against Cyberman attack now

#monsterdon #MonsterMiru #Ultraman

Auric Goldfinger just came and has no idea why

#monsterdon #Ultraman #Goldon

yaaaaaaas UltraQ Tiiiiiiiiiiiime

#monsterdon #MonsterMiru #ultraman

All rise for the Monsterdon anthem: The ballad of Ultraman.
With stirring lyrics about his favourite jet, as well as his solar powers and cosmic rays. And maybe a comet, IDK.

#Ultraman #Monsterdon