Here a bit #FitbaSpaeman patter for eh Scotland an England gemms the day:
šš· 1 - 3 š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
š²š° 1 - 0 š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ (McBurnie tae miss twa pens)
MON EH FITBA!!!

Here a bit #FitbaSpaeman patter for eh Scotland an England gemms the day:
šš· 1 - 3 š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ
š²š° 1 - 0 š“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æ (McBurnie tae miss twa pens)
MON EH FITBA!!!
#Scotstober 2026
Ane thing Ah lik aboot October is at thare is mair caunle light, agin.
Fit's a thing ye lik aboot October?
*Thare hasnae been ony annooncement fir the year's #Scotstober, sae Ah'm skaerin things Ah lik aboot October.
**Ah'm nae native spikker.
#Scotstober Day 3
HUM-DINKIN - Boggin. Bowfin. Mingin. Prolly derived fae hummin, stinkin an humdinger. Tweedledee tae HAM-HONKIN e.g. Yer braith is ham-honkin an yer oxters ur hum-dunkin. Repeat efter me: HUM-DINKIN
The day's #Scotstober / #Scotstober2026 wirds are BAHOOCHIE (1985) an WHEEN (1757)
Got BEHOOCHIE (a spelling no in SND) back tae 1979 an BAHOOKIE (1989) back to 1974.
Havnae tried tae antedate WHEEN but SND lists COOLING WHEEN (1838), which A didnae ken: "In Scotland, where broth is an almost >>>
#Scotstober Day 1 & 2
Nae anely a body can be mollicatit. A mind can aw be. As can a nervish seestem. Wheen need a lang time tae mend frae it. Wheen nivver will. The scars ur nae easily see't.
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*Ah'm nae native spikker
**wirds: mollicate, wheen
#Scotstober Day 2 - bahoochie
Posting mockups of a Central Scots Word Family List, here BAHOOKIE is the 1743th most common word family.
#Scotstober 2026
Ane thing Ah lik aboot October ur the beautifu colours at the beech trees tak oan.
Fit's a thing ye lik aboot October?
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*Thare hasnae been ony annooncement fir the year's #Scotstober, sae Ah'm skaerin things Ah lik aboot October.
**Ah'm nae native spikker.
There are 2 #Scotstober lists, apparently, so here's a word from the second one, #wheen
This is from a removed fragment from my current WIP, Maggie Walls Wood. It may reappear during the editing.
#Scotstober Day 2 - bahoochie
This is from my current WIP, called Maggie Walls Wood, to be published later this year. Ellen cycled from Crieff to Dunning and back, with unsurprising posterior results...
#Scotstober Day 2
BAHOOCHIE - Yer dowp. Yer hoop. Yer farter. Yer hint-en. Yer erse. Whit ye sit on. Whaur the jobbies come oot. Whit John McGinn yaises tae turn his man. Whit bealin maws an paws hut wi baffies. Repeat efter me: BAHOOCHIE
Richt, there's twa #Scotstober / #Scotstober2026 wird leets. Guid! A'm gonnae try an antedate as mony as A can.
First yins - MOLLICATE (1985) an BAFFIES (1975; baffied 'slippered' is earlier - 1956)
Got MOLLICATE back tae 1983 an BAFFIES back tae 1936
Hae mind gin ye fancy takkin pairt in #Scotstober an ur wantin a wee prompt, here a leet o wirds for ye, yin for ilk day o the month.
OR DAE WHITIVER YE LIKE!
Mon tae. Gie us a wee bit Scots š
Unofficial #Scotstober
Today's word is BAFFIES
I'm going to be posting mockups of a Scots Word Family List, here BAFFIES is approximately the 3,000th most common word family. It is only used in a noun form, mostly in the plural sense. About as common as the English words CHARITY or CHEMICAL
#Scotstober 2026
Ane thing Ah lik aboot October ur the wunnerfu colours o the nearby Dahlia Gairden.
Fit's a thing ye lik aboot October?
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*Thare hasnae been ony annooncement fir the year's #Scotstober, sae Ah'm skaerin things Ah lik aboot October.
**Ah'm nae native spikker.
@albertkirkjr.bsky.social has resurrected this, so here's my entry for day 1, taken from my latest WIP, Maggie Walls Wood, to be published later this year