Softshell Chicken TACO
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gySoftshell Chicken TACO
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyMarginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyDonnie D Cups
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyToddler in Chief
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyVelveeto Corleone
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyDollar Tree Dictator
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyComrade Carrot
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyVoldermoron
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyEl Cheeto Loco
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyPumpkin Pinochet
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyCovidiot in Chief
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyGreedy McGolfy
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyGeneral Fatton
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@45names.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gySoftshell Chicken TACO
bot by @davidaugust
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