I can't imagine a baseball hitting the underside of your thigh is a comfortable feeling for a home plate umpire.

I mean, not the worst place you can get hit, but not a great one, either. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

It's not a #brewers #postseason game if Aaron Ashby doesn't pitch. I mean, I particularly like the way he shut down Carew & Jackson in 1982. #NLCS

And then we took the lead. Clearly they should put me on the scoreboard between innings more often. 😆

#NLCS #ThisIsMyCrew

And of course the #brewers fans have retroactive issue with the balk earlier, but remember, all that a lefty pitcher has to do is not break the 45-degree angle to home plate.

I mean, it's stuff like this that's why it almost doesn't even feel like the Crew is leading right now. #NLCS #postseason

TOOTBLAN. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

Vesia performing like a cheap Vizio TV right now.

Also, wash your hat, dude. That thing is disgusting. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

It's good to see a leadoff runner for us for a change. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

Wild Bill just as psyched as Uribe with the K. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

Did they just say Pages is the only guy for the #dodgers in the #postseason with a hit without any other qualifiers or did I mishear that? #brewers #NLCS

The opening offering to Pages was a pitch to hit. Just missed it. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

This is not a #dodgers team intimidated by fastballs. But we knew that. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

Uribe looked borderline scared in that first appearance of the #postseason against the #padres. He's settled in nicely since, though. #brewers #NLCS

Don't invoke the broadcaster's curse here by mentioning Uribe hasn't given up homers, guys. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

"Ohtani's becoming a slap hitter."

Shohei Ohtani 🫱🏻‍🫲🏻Ichiro Suzuki, apparently.

#brewers #NLCS #postseason

I am honestly surprised by both how often Chapman has done it (not that he's not capable, just that he's appeared that much) and that the Miz is not higher yet. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

"There's a lot of arms in these bullpens."

I mean, I'm guessing it's each number of guys in the pen times two, unless Jim Abbott unretired. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

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I hate how useful this image is. #brewers #NLCS #postseason

Bill got a whole heck of a lot of that 1-2 foul ball. #brewers #NLCS #postseason