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@dodgeschaeffer.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 10:32 PM

The fitness gym in my City want a $75 upfront fee to pay them $55 a month to use their business. All the gyms and the Y have this fee. #pricefixing #HAHA

@itsofficial2.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 7:09 PM

I Hate Fortnite #fyp #funnymoments #memes #haha #funnymemes #lol #gaming #funny

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 12:29 AM

Their first dance was just the black one slowly leaking onto the floor while we all clapped.

#LeakingLoveStory #BaggedAndBlessed #CoolerCommitment #PlasticIsForever #SlowLeakRomance #WateryVows #FilterOfFate #BubblerBliss #MoistureMerger #WrappedInTrust #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A black water cooler topped with a full blue jug stands next to a white cooler completely shrouded in clear plastic wrap inside a room with metal walls and a window. The black one’s already calculating how much the floor will get in the settlement.

@selenamaranjian.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 7:12 PM

#vegan #funny #haha

Mourners at a graveside casket. Minister says anyone want to say anything? Someone says "I'm vegan"

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 6:36 PM

The towers were taken down by a rogue lip plumper strike team and the real evidence is sealed in a limited-edition compact.

#LipPlumperStrikeTeam #LimitedEditionEvidence #SephoraVaultFiles #FoundationLeak #CompactConspiracy #JetFuelLipGloss #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Two silver towers wear dramatic blue eyeshadow and glossy red lips while pixelated breasts hover below and the Brooklyn Bridge sparkles in the foreground. Honey, the compact is just the decoy— the real dossier is buried under the Queensboro Bridge in a MAC palette.

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 4:24 PM

9/11 but the towers are on their period.

#TowersOnTheRag #PeriodTowers #StrawberryJetFuel #GlutenFreeTragedy #BodyCountAesthetic #GirlyDisaster #LipstickOnTheRubble #VaginaMonologuesOfDoom #NoSurvivorsJustVibes #PinkCloudsOfDoom #EstrogenAndExplosions #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

The Twin Towers rise against a bright pink cloudy sky, dark smoke pouring from the tops with a burst of colorful flowers on one, bold text reading 9/11 for girls! in gold and pink lettering. Honey, the coroner just filed the death certificates in glitter gel.

@itsofficial2.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 2:20 PM

So Close...#fyp #funnymoments #memes #haha #funnymemes #lol #gaming #funny

@charachron.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 10:25 AM

P.S.
Trump shouldn't be allowed to call ANYONE "nasty"
He shouldn't be allowed to call ANYONE "ugly"
Lord knows he shouldn't be able to accuse ANYONE of "lying'
This conceited bombastic whiner has CONNED America
#MAFA #MAHA #HAHA #POTUS #politics #Canada #Cuba #Greebland #EU #NATO
Putin's poodle

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 11, 2026, 3:22 AM

Moist. Disconnected. Covered in hand grease. And no longer accepting your attachments.

#BlueScreenOfCelibacy #DialUpVirginity #CursedClippyEnergy #DefragMyLife #404BodyCount #UnpluggedAndSatisfied #PermanentlyOffline #CtrlAltDeleteYourPlans #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A jaunty cartoon CRT monitor gestures in the top panel beneath the words “Oh you’ve had sex?” in a violent purple shadow font. Below, another sweaty monitor clutches a manual and a three-pronged plug, smirking beside the word “enough” rendered in a flamboyant orange-to-yellow gradient. He’s dripping dew like a cold Diet Coke at a cookout, and that plug hasn’t seen a socket since the Bush administration.

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 12:28 PM

He gave his best shot though.

#SainthoodSabotage #IsraelMartyrSpecial #CounterResetByForce #BestShotBuried #KirkCrucifiedEarly #SignFlipAssassination #366NeverHappened #KirkDiedForTheBit #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A Simpsons character in a green shirt with purple suspenders swaps the 364 and 365 cards on the "DAYS WITHOUT Charlie Kirk saying something racist" sign. Israel already sent the exploding lapel microphone before he could even book the cross.

@harrisonbooks.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 2:25 AM

#HaHa

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 9:36 PM

The herd takes one look and decides the red smear is a god, and a god who waves.

#CutieCowPatootie #CowsInLove #BlurHerder #MooGod #HappyHops #HerdBeliever #TheWaveIsHoly #BarnyardTheology #StrawberryDeity #UddersOfWorship #GrazingOnGrace #HaloOnTheHighway #Memes #Funny #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

A heavily blurred photo of a man in a red shirt raising his hand as if waving, all out of focus against a grey-green background. Above it, black text reads what cows see when i drive past them. The herd has decided this blur is a dear god, and the reddish smear is his holy strawberry, which they will now name and protect with their entire muddy hearts.

@embolo.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 3:44 PM

my bingo card for this nintendo direct! #nintendo #direct #my #own #original #opinion #fortherealjoksters #haha #

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 10:10 PM

Same face, same teeth, same lawn, and the model gave them all an extra hand to pray with.

#SameFaceSameTeeth #AiSlop #PrayerHand #AmericanDreamPrompt #WhitePeopleSlop #CloneFamily #PromptInflation #HandCount #AskingForARefund #SixtyFourHandsDeep #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

An AI-generated portrait of a large all-white family — eleven people with near-identical faces, teeth, and haircuts — standing barefoot on a lawn in front of a house with an American flag, bathed in warm late-afternoon light. Bold white text reads THIS IS THE AMERICA THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY!!! The model gave this family one face, eleven teeth, and a flag that has never once felt a breeze, which is honestly more personality than any of them. The extra hand is the only one doing any actual work.

@selenamaranjian.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 3:42 PM

Clever posts of yore:

@sixthformpoet
"DO AS I SAY AND NOBODY GETS HURT!" would be a great way to start a Health & Safety demonstration.

@perlapell
My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here.

#haha #funny #midwife #fat

@jamiesonwolf.com Sep 8, 2026, 12:14 AM

Thank you past me who put everything where it was supposed to go before the move. No thank you to present me who doesn't remember where they put anything. #haha #movingischange #whereiseverything

@warmchocosoftserv.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 12:06 AM

Cost of living up $3000. The gummy that made it bearable is now a felony.

#RentIsUpTheGummyIsDown #THCFelony #CostOfPeaceGone #GummyRun #TokeAndPay #CannabisCrisisAct #HappinessHike #BudAndBail #TheCrimeIsJoy #HopeThatHelps #FelonyFlavor #Memes #Funny #Lol #Meme #Haha #MemeOfTheDay

Three soulless men in suits and red ties crowd the frame in a formal room, beaming down at the camera. Top text reads All of TX: "Please address the cost of living or do anything that'll help us." Bottom text reads Heard ya loud & clear! We just banned THC. Hope that helps :). They legalized the rent increase and criminalized the mood fix, and called it a favor.