I’m so glad Gaby told that mom the truth #DesperateHousewives

Renee!! He is only proposing bc he knows you have millions in the bank!! #DesperateHousewives

This is why you don’t talk to other peoples children, Susan. Now she found you just like Gaby’s stepdad found her. #DesperateHousewives

New #DesperateHousewives podcast is out now with @queersandsoaps.bsky.social, check it out as we continue Season 3. #MarciaCross #TeriHatcher #EvaLongoria #FelicityHuffman #NicolletteSheridan #DH #abc #primetime #soapopera

I love that Bree is a slut now #DesperateHousewives

Yeah Lynette, yelling at your kids bc you chased tom away is a great idea #DesperateHousewives

Susan why are you talking to that little girl… this is creepy #DesperateHousewives

FUCK YEAH #DesperateHousewives

Who tf is knocking on the door?? Bree is trying to do something #DesperateHousewives

Bottle of wine + gun + seeing Mary Alice = Bree is LOSINGGGGG IT #DesperateHousewives

Ahhh, taking the Orson route here, are we Bree? #DesperateHousewives

I know it’s not real, but I want this cop dead… #DesperateHousewives

I love Karen McClusky #DesperateHousewives

Literally ACAB! This cop is ruining Bree’s life bc he is a little butt hurt bc she didn’t want to marry him… this literally happens all the time in this god forsaken country #DesperateHousewives

Lynette found another way to ruin Tom’s life. The reasoning seems a bit more understandable THIS time tho. But only bc she is an accessory to murder #DesperateHousewives

If a drunk Bree sat down at my table of friends, idk what I would do… #DesperateHousewives

The whole street hates Bree now.. #DesperateHousewives

Leslie?! I can’t wait for him to ruin Susan #DesperateHousewives

Lynette actively trying to ruin Tom’s life…again. And she is using her kids against him.. gross #DesperateHousewives

Lynette, this lady JUST helped you and you immediately are a cunt to her #DesperateHousewives