I take a break and now they're...
SCUBA diving?!
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"You're occupying my brain!"

This movie has a real thing about that, huh.

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Tommy seems like he really wants lighting to strike twice, but that truly is an illusion #BigShark #FrightClub

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I've only seen The Room once. Straight, no riffs. By myself, too. I actually consider that quite an accomplishment.

But it kinda leaves me at a loss as to how to clown on this. It's clowning itself!

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#BigShark might be the first stoner movie ever where no one is smoking weed #FrightClub

In some ways this feels very realistic with respect to living in New Orleans 😆 I love the on-location footage, reminds me of living there 10 years ago.

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I guess we should be grateful Tommy decides not to film #BigShark entirely with IMAX cameras #FrightClub

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That Big Shark is original Sharknado-level CGI quality, and of course, I mean that as a compliment!
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This isn’t even fun bad. Surely Tommy doesn’t actually understand what made The Room a cult classic. It’s lightning in a bottle that just can’t be recaptured. He could have spent his life on the Film Con circuit, but instead he made whatever this is

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Get him to do all 800 pages of Thomas Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow “Ah strumming coooms across sky” #BigShark #FrightCluv

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I feel like the film permitting process was limited to putting a $20 bill in the bucket for the street musicians and asking if they would be cool if they filmed there for a while.
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Oh, fuck. All right, I'm getting a drink.

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Tommy Wiseau has lived in the United States for forty to seventy-five years and he still can't say, "probability"

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I've been living in a delusional mind all along.

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Maybe we are the big shark. #Frightclub #bigshark