@notionsunlimited.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

Telling people that they have to budget, then complaining that people are budgeting is emblematic of the awareness of these people. Where's my check, thank you. Oh, and the head of epsico outed himself as a colossal jackass.

@corvuscoraxe.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

Βλέπεις σήμα "μωρό στο αυτοκίνητο", μέσα σε πόλη, πόσο μαλάκας πρέπει να'σαι για να ζητάς και τα ρέστα γιατί ο προπορευόμενος δεν κόλλησε στον κώλο του μπροστινού αγροτικού, πάνω σε στροφή- διασταύρωση, για να περάσεις εσύ κύριος, με το Audi SUV, από πίσω; α. Τεράστιος β. Χοντρό- γ. Ασύλληπτα

@mattreyn.gamesSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

It's Aniimo launch day - and time for a new byline on One More Catch! A pleasure to work with @ressiejessie.bsky.social once more:

@thepatheticcasual.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

So much for pegging out a load of the holiday washing today. This bastard country.

@johngg.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

'You boy, I've drowned numerous migrants on the 'Farage Small Boat App' and I claim the reward.'

@kikovega.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

Lanterns es confusa, divertida, desagradable y ridícula, pero ahí estoy yo esperando a ver qué hostias va a pasar después del episodio de esta semana. Cuesta creer que no haya salido ningún personaje cagando y usando papel higiénico verde para limpiarse el culo. Seguro que James Gunn lo ha pensado.

@pumpr-app.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

⛽ EAST RIDING OF YORKSHIRE! Your cheapest unleaded petrol (E10) today is 161.9p/L at Withernsea Jet - Giles Garage, HU19 2PJ! #UKFuel #Pumpr #EastRidingOfYorkshire

@philo-07.bsky.socialSep 16, 2026, 9:01 AMeverything

As attorney general, he pressured Texas public schools to mandate prayer and Bible reading, insisting all students should recite the Lord's Prayer.